The World As I See It

Crop Dusting

I recently heard the term: crop dusting. Before that, I had never heard of it and had no clue what it even meant (and I’m pretty good with keeping up to date with new slang).

For those of you who don’t know what crop dusting is, it’s basically passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group. This allows someone else to get blamed for the stench and at the very least people besides the attacker must suffer it.

Have you guys been blamed for someone else’s crop dusting before?

Better yet, have you ever crop dusted?

So, in an earlier post, I talked about awkward and ridiculous dinner conversations with my family. Well, the other day a group of us went to Souplantation (also known as Pooplantation) and as usual, we talked about the most random topic. This time it was about flatulence (farting).

My cousin Elaine and her fiance, Jason, decided dinner was a good time to share some of their most memorable fart stories, which made the rest of our stomaches churn and for some reason, we couldn’t eat any more after the stories.. Hmm.. wonder what the reason for that was…

AMAZE BALLS

KATY PERRY’S CALIFORNIA DREAMS TOUR RUN DOWN IN 10:

1. To begin, her concert had GLOWING cotton candy…

2. During the song “Pearl” she had some people doing crazy acrobatic moves in the air and then they conjoin and she GETS ON THEM and they are lifted into the air…

3. and THEN(!), a part of her stage turns into a pillar that takes up high above the stage…

4. and THEN (!!) she is singing “Not Like the Movies” and she is on a swing and it starts lifting her up (similar to her performance at this year’s Grammy’s)

5. THEN(!!!) she gets on a PINK COTTON CANDY CLOUD (clearly, she ain’t afraid of heights y’all).

6. I have heard about her “Hot n’ Cold” performance and how she does a lot of outfit changes within that song but it was seriously redonkulous how quickly she did them and how frequently! I still don’t understand… YOU GO GIRL. 

(these were just a few outfits)

7. You would think that was enough surprises, but then during “Fireworks” there are ACTUAL FIREWORKS shooting from the stage.

8. And if that wasn’t enough for you? During her encore, she sang “California Gurls” and she SHOT WHIPPED CREAM from a big machine while beach balls are floating around..

9. Throughout the entire concert, she was talking to the audience and makin us laugh and was just so real… she even dropped a few f bombs and said shit a few times.. 

10. THAT IS WHAT I CALL AMAZE BALLS!! The concert was fuckin crazy and Katy Perry deserves all the recognition she gets. LOVE YA GIRLLL!!

Excitement.

KATY PERRY CONCERT IN APPROX. 20 HOURS…

Dinner Conversations…

I love hanging out with my cousins because we always have to best time. However, whenever we go out to eat, we always end up talking about the most inappropriate things and trust, we are NOT quiet about it.

Last week a few of the girls went to get indian food at this FABULOUS and DELICIOUS hole in the wall, Punjabi Tandoor. So while we were eating at this tiny place which was packed, we somehow got on the subject of sex and penises. SEX AND PENISES, DURING DINNER, PEOPLE! There were people sitting behind us, in front of us, ALL AROUND US and this was the choice of topic. 

I won’t go into details about our conversation but let’s just say it was hilariously awkward and I am sure people were disgusted and/or embarrassed for us. Dinner time was definitely the most inappropriate time to talk about such topics. 

Check out Punjabi Tandoor if you’re in San Diego! http://www.punjabitandoor.com/

True Life: I forget I’m in Public

The awkward moment when you forget you’re in public and swing your keys crazily like they’re nunchucks…

and the people around you are like: